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writing and singing are my lifelines. this is how i get rid of my pain hurt and sorrow. this is where i talk about love, or the lack of. my innermost thoughts & feelings.

15.12.09

Autobiography

Hi, my name is Holly Jolly Rancher and I'm just going to clue you in on my life. Well, I was born in Sweden on January 13th 1983. I have a older brother, and a younger sister. I grew up in Baton Rouge, La. and later moved to Australia.
When I was younger, I loved school, mostly because I always skipped, but the teachers didnt take roll so they never knew and I never got in trouble. AHH..that was the life. Okay, I bet you're wondering how in the world could I have skipped school and still be successful. Well let me give answer that question. I am the smartest person on Earth. Duh..that's the only way. So now that that's over with, when I was only 13 I started attending Louisiana State University to major in Biochemistry. I went on to medical school in Atlanta Georgia to become a Pediatrician. Yes, so many years in school, but I guess that makes up for all the other years I skipped school. Hmm.. karma I guess.
While attending college I met the love of my life (aka my hubby as we say down south where i was born..duh) His name is Ralph Lauren. One day, I was walking on campus and I dropped my books. Ofcourse he came to assist me, that's how it always happens in the movies. Well it's reality for me. So dont be hatin. Anyway, I love him and that;s all you need to know.
Now I have two boys and a girl. Their names are Kade Jr., Kasper, and Katelyn. They go to the same school I went to. It amazes me how some of the same teachers are there. Oh well. They are some awesome children, hopefully they carry on my legacy. Well at least not the skipping school part because no one is as smart as me.

4.12.09

NP Stories

Kidz craft picture



The Cross (with the jesus vs santa story)




Kidz coloring page




Kidz Devotional

Luke 6:38
Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

So kidz it is better to give than to receive. If you focus on making others fel loved by giing them gifts you will feel better about yourselves! I promise! God Bless!
Love, Keesh Keesh

Why Jesus Is Better Than Santa Claus

Santa lives at the North Pole - JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh - JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year - JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies - JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ....
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart.
You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap - JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ...
JESUS knew our name before we did.
Not only does He know our name, He knows our address, too.
He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly - JESUS has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is HO HO HO - JESUS offers health, help and hope.
Santa says "You better not cry" - JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."
Santa's little helpers make toys ...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but - JESUS gives you joy! that is your strength.
While Santa puts gifts under your tree - JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.

It's obvious there is really no comparison.
We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.
We need to put Christ back in Christmas, Jesus is still the reason for the season.
Yes, Jesus is better, even better than Santa Claus.
Merry CHRISTmas!!!

-Author Unknown-

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Kidz Poem

The Gift of God

There was seen a radiance
Glowing one night
Near the little maiden Mary
In blue and white.

"Lilies are not fairer,
"Roses more red,
Than the Child she sings to slumber,"
An angel said.

So the shepherds ventured
Through the white cold,
And their eyes beheld the Infant,
An hour old.

Long they gazed and wondered,
Awkward in awe,
At the paramount perfection
Within their straw.

"Diamonds are but trifles!
"Rubies no gem!"
Cried the hearts that slaved for pittance
Near Bethlehem.

So it was forever,
After the night
When the little maiden Mary
Wore blue and white.

www.worldofchristmas.net

Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
-has no L(Noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
-silent night

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
-frosted flakes

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kidz craft:

Wreath Photo Ornament
By: Amanda Formaro

What you'll need:
Miniature grapevine wreath
School photo
Red or green cardstock
Pen or pencil
Scissors
White craft glue
Sequins or small colorful beads
6" piece of yarn

How to make it:
Place grapevine wreath on top of cardstock and roughly trace around wreath.
Cut the circle out, making sure it's big enough to cover the back, but not so large that it hangs over the edge of the wreath.
Glue the grapevine wreath to the cardstock circle.
Cut the school photo into a circle and glue to the cardstock.
Glue looped yarn to the back of the wreath.
Decorate front of the wreath with beads or sequins.

Have Fun!!

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2.12.09

50 np ideas......december

1. xmas is not taking Christ out of Christmas
2. encouragement column
3. sport stats
4. have a teacher contribute smething each issue
5. some important local news
6. bethany church news
7. how to decorate ur room 4 xmas
8. study tips
9. clothing
10.surviving the freshman year...
11. do it yourself
12. mazes
13. story column
14. something you didnt know about me is....
15. take surveys of the most liked things out of students at bethany
16. health corner
17. question of the month
18. crossword puzzle with the reindeers names in them
19. history of Christmas
20. history of st. nick
21. Christmas around the world
22. difference betwenn christmas, hannakuh, kwanza..
23. submit poetry/lyrics
24. create a story!-fake story
25. trivia
26. what not to eat
27. places to visit
28. comedy
29. places to eat out
30. connect health to real life
31. studies prove that hugs can help improve blood flow
32. twitter addict?
33. Texting: A School Benefit??
34. how to write
35. how to draw
36. embarassing moment
37. teacher who??
38. crazy new technologies
39. poll..is technology taking over the world?
40. has technology gone to far?
41. christmas recipes
42. birthstones and meanings
43. flower of the month-representation
44. color of the month-meaning
45. comic strip
46. have joanna draw a picture
47. afraid?
48. demerits written and turned in over a weeks period
49. lost and found "closet" sale
50. favorite teacher.

Americas Future












America's Future

-Well i really dont know what america's future is going to be like,but i have some pretty good guesses. Lets just say technology takes over the world. Cars that can elevate themselves (look at the picture!) Phones that we can put over our eyes and see the person we are talking to. A phone that you wear on your wrist.
-If thats not a TECHNOLOGY-TAKE-OVER (TTO) then i dont know what is. I mean we already have push to start vehicles. Next we are going to have ones tht drive themselves and talk to us. WOW!! That would be cool. Just imagine what the cityscapes are going to look like. amazing. THANK YOU JETSONS!!