Kidz Korner!

Keesh Keesh




What It Is!!
Hey kidz!! Its Keesh Keesh. I want to welcome all of you back to school for another awesome year and an even better newspaper aka The Lions Roar. Now, let me just let fill yall in on what kidz korner actually is. Kidz Korner is the ONE and ONLY page dedicated to just kidz!! That would be yall, including the adults who are kidz at heart. This is a special page because it is loaded with many fun things to do, read and laugh at. I hope ya’ll like this years Kidz Korner. Below, there are jokes, poetry, a coloring page and a kidz craft. ENJOY!!


Jokes

-Why was Cinderella kicked out of the basketball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.

- why couldn’t Cinderella use horse to pull the pumpkin coach?
B/c they were to busy playing (s)table tennis.
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/doctor/animal.html

Jokes


What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
----a funny bunny

What do you call a fake horse?
--a phony pony

What do you call a platter of worms?
--a bait plate

What do you call a planetarium in the basement?
---a stellar cellar

What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
---a board bored

What flower lays down in the flower bed?
---a lazy daisy

What do you call a seed of corn planted at night?
--a nocturnal kernel

What do you call a church credit card?
-- Ecclesiastic plastic


What do you call a champion's banquet?
-- a winner dinner

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
---whatever you want, he cant hear you. (http://www.azkidsnet.com/riddles.htm)




Poetry:
http://www.gigglepoetry.com

New Rules
If I ran the school, I would change lots of things.
The lunchroom would serve lots of hot chicken wings.
The school everyday would be started at two,
and we would go home with no homework to do.
There would be no holes in my discipline card,
and kids would be punished with play in the yard.
I would let the kids teach while the teachers took naps.
Kids could blab on forever and eat ginger snaps.
And teachers who burp would be sent to “the loft”;
there would be no exceptions ‘cause students aren’t soft.
Because they’re depressed, give your teachers a hug.
But watch out, because you might be squished like a bug.













Kidz craft:





Homemade Locker Magnet
Spruce up the inside of your locker this year with a homemade magnet. You can create this locker magnet by using stuff you already have, like CDs and construction paper. Personalize it by using a picture of your pet or your best friend. Be creative and add your own designs with other supplies you have at home!


YOU WILL NEED
Old CD
Construction paper
Glue
3 round magnets
Scissors
Photos of your pet or best friends
Optional: glitter glue, jewels, stickers, ribbon, buttons, etc.

HERE'S HOW

1. Cut different colors of construction paper into tiny squares.

2. Spread glue on the shiny side of your old CD.

3. Arrange construction paper on the glue.

4. Trim your photo to fit on the CD and glue in place.

5. Use glitter glue to decorate your new frame.

6. Allow to dry completely.

7. Glue magnets to the back of the CD.

8. Let dry.

9. Hang in your locker or on your fridge at home.

Text by National Geographic Kids staff
Photograph by Lyssa White